The way I see it is...

I sell spectacles.
I love old people.
I have a beautiful dog who is my best friend.
I have a truely wonderful boyfriend who makes me happy, angry, horny, sad and complete.
I have a phobia of a red food product that you put on food.
I LOVE music of most kinds until it gets too mainstream or too many 15 year olds like it, and then I get bored.
I observe a lot and keep it inside me.
I am shit scared of dying.